KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? TEXAS. TEXAS WHO? Texas no time at all to round up a herd of regional jokes. On these pages are two hundred of them, from hoary groaners to vintage postcard sentiments to modern one-liners. More than a fourth are examples of the state’s undisputed favorite, the Aggie joke. So get ready for some eye-rolling, knee-slapping, sidesplitting humor—not to mention a few jokes so bad they might make you gag. Better not read ’em on a full stomach—jest in case.