The fact that Hillary Clinton isn't officially running for president in 2016 has done little to curb speculation about what will happen if she does. Democrats are excited about the prospect in part because some very early polling suggests that she would do pretty well—that she might, in fact, have a chance at winning the big red state of Texas.

Looks like Hillary Clinton will be Secretary of State after all. President-elect Obama is expected to announce his choice after the Thanksgiving holiday. Why don’t we just get all the Thanksgiving puns out of the way now, shall we?

“Obama Grants Turkey Presidential Pardon”

“Hillary Gets her Wishbone”

“Gobbling All the Way to the Cabinet”

“Left Wing Gives Obama Pass for Now”

“Bill Asks for Another Piece of the Pie”

I hate that Hillary will be called a secretary, but I’ll take it.