Plus reflections on the world's largest hairball, in Garden City.
Humor
An inmate gets caught sneaking back into prison, a stolen cowboy dummy is returned, and the last Texas Blockbuster Video store closes.
An obituary for a chicken, a consequential Whataburger receipt, an overenthusiastic Red Raider, and a handful of other stories from around the state.
A Tyler man is feeling a little hot under the collar.
Funny or Die lines Coach Pop up to take his shot.
Oscar and Felix, meet Rust and Marty.
“There are so many mad dogs in Denton county that people won’t send their children to school, and people riding about o’nights ride like Arabs on dromedaries, crossing their nice little legs in front of them.” —Weekly Democratic Statesman (Austin), June 3, 1875…