The cracker company’s new promotion determined that the 7’4” NBA player can hold 301 Goldfish in one handful.
We salute the Sugar Land Lightning Sloths, the Amarillo Sod Poodles, and their compatriots.
It’s hard to grasp just how massive the Ever Given is. Fortunately, scale is something our state does well.
Roses are red. Bluebonnets are blue. We made these virtual valentines just for you.
“If the country can have a chuckle at my expense today, I’ll accept it," he says.
Our hero contemplates a run for governor.
For a cool $8 million, it could be yours.
The Viral Footage of Texans Waiting in Line at the New College Station Dunkin’ Donuts Is Good, Actually
Let people have some joy for once in their lives.
Matthew McConaughey Said He’d Consider Running for Texas Governor, so We Wrote His Political Platform
Expect marijuana, college football, and compromise to play central roles.
The Uvalde native and patron saint of "alright" just keeps makin' videos.
From Mattress Mack to that Austin guy who pushed a park ranger into the lake, the pandemic is bringing out the best and worst in people.
The latest rant from the ‘Infowars’ host triggers a fear we didn’t know we had.
A Dallas family goes viral once again.
Dear candidates: Please stop with the pandering.
Plus, the return of Robert Morrow, Bloomberg hires the “homeless Wi-Fi” guy, and Ronny Jackson reveals the secret to Trump’s excellent health.
Dan Patrick calls the Paw Patrol, and Dan Crenshaw sticks it to Nickelback…
The presidential candidate thinks ”as scared as a cat at a dog pound” is a thing that Texans say. So we’ve got a few more for him.
Plus, lessons in personal branding from Ted Cruz, and Pete Olson…
Plus, Taylor Swift honors Beto O’Rourke in song, and hard-right scandalmongers Empower Texans expand into BBQ reviews.
A Tyler man is feeling a little hot under the collar.
Funny or Die lines Coach Pop up to take his shot.
Oscar and Felix, meet Rust and Marty.
“There are so many mad dogs in Denton county that people won’t send their children to school, and people riding about o’nights ride like Arabs on dromedaries, crossing their nice little legs in front of them.” —Weekly Democratic Statesman (Austin), June 3, 1875…