Cleaning crews dredged up creepy dolls, armored catfish, rental scooters, and a staggering quantity of chairs.
The most dysfunctional franchise in pro sports has a vacancy, and I have some time to kill.
Twelve tamales steaming, eleven Longhorns losing . . . and thirty to fifty feral hogs.
Matthew McConaughey Isn’t Running for Governor. But We Still Have Questions About His Interest in Politics.
Sunday night the actor announced he won’t challenge Greg Abbott. So what will he do?
What better way to mark the passage of time than with some tasteful spelunking nudity?
The famously reclusive author and former El Pasoan is still not on social media, despite what the latest viral thread suggests.
We’re all very impressed with H-E-B’s ability to go viral with a new product line, but how do these things actually smell?
The cracker company’s new promotion determined that the 7’4” NBA player can hold 301 Goldfish in one handful.
We salute the Sugar Land Lightning Sloths, the Amarillo Sod Poodles, and their compatriots.
It’s hard to grasp just how massive the Ever Given is. Fortunately, scale is something our state does well.
Roses are red. Bluebonnets are blue. We made these virtual valentines just for you.
“If the country can have a chuckle at my expense today, I’ll accept it," he says.
Our hero contemplates a run for governor.
For a cool $8 million, it could be yours.
The Viral Footage of Texans Waiting in Line at the New College Station Dunkin’ Donuts Is Good, Actually
Let people have some joy for once in their lives.
Matthew McConaughey Said He’d Consider Running for Texas Governor, so We Wrote His Political Platform
Expect marijuana, college football, and compromise to play central roles.
Are we being pranked, or is everyone going crazy?
The Uvalde native and patron saint of "alright" just keeps makin' videos.
From Mattress Mack to that Austin guy who pushed a park ranger into the lake, the pandemic is bringing out the best and worst in people.
The latest rant from the ‘Infowars’ host triggers a fear we didn’t know we had.
A Dallas family goes viral once again.
Dear candidates: Please stop with the pandering.
Plus, the return of Robert Morrow, Bloomberg hires the “homeless Wi-Fi” guy, and Ronny Jackson reveals the secret to Trump’s excellent health.
Dan Patrick calls the Paw Patrol, and Dan Crenshaw sticks it to Nickelback
The presidential candidate thinks ”as scared as a cat at a dog pound” is a thing that Texans say. So we’ve got a few more for him.
An imbroglio aboard an American Airlines flight has divided our nation. Let us instead unite in accepting the inherent awfulness of flying coach.
Plus, lessons in personal branding from Ted Cruz, and Pete Olson
Plus, Taylor Swift honors Beto O’Rourke in song, and hard-right scandalmongers Empower Texans expand into BBQ reviews.
Tips from Texans who trap, kill, and study wild pigs.
Ever since 2014, the Alamo has become the locus of a notably less cinematic war, all raging around the controversial plan to renovate and redesign it.
Beto O'Rourke, Dennis Bonnen, and the Houston Astros make our annual dishonor roll, along with assorted lesser-known idiots and evildoers.
I spent some quality time with those decorated cedar trees along Loop 360 to see if I could get in the holiday spirit.
An open letter to a team that made us all proud—and then started whiffing.
Plus, Dan Crenshaw goes full-on Krusty the Clown, and a new Bush has entered the game.
The pair have been inseparable for decades.
This holiday season, give your nearest and dearest something only a true Texan could love.
Rick Perry says Trump is ”chosen by God.” But what if Perry were chosen to write the newest book of the Bible?
Fourteen strategies to deal with uncomfortable questions about impeachment proceedings.
Our hero’s odyssey ends where it started: with him.
Finally, a scientific means of determining whether Austin, Houston, Dallas, or Waco could hold out the longest against an army of bloodsuckers.
The Austin-based jobs site has aired some curious ads during the Astros-Nationals games.
Rick Perry, the former governor turned energy secretary, is about to have a lot of time on his hands.
Every year, Central Texas is swarmed with the little pests, causing panic across social media feeds.
Austin-bashing is as old as the hills, but things have gotten a little out of hand.
I left Texas after the brutal summer of 2011, only to return in time for the hottest September on record.
The Texas congressman doesn’t believe in background checks between friends.
Bienvenidos de Miami.
What should be done with the historic dreadnought once it’s relocated from its longtime home?
Thanks to the the Texas Legislature, you and your plumber will soon have the same credentials.
The Port of Laredo overtook the Port of Los Angeles as the nation’s busiest for trade in March. How else do the second and 80th-largest cities in the U.S. stack up?