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THE EARTH MOVED

If an elderly gentleman approaches you in a bar and offers to bet the price of an evening’s drink that there is a connection between the surface temperature of Venus and Noah’s ark, you might be inclined to make the wager. But do not bet, my child, for as surely as wild bears breathe in the woods, you will find yourself paying for the old codger’s evening while he bends your ear with the theories of Immanuel Velikovsky.

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