One day, when I was a kid, a roadrunner got into our house. It took the whole family to chase him out, but not before he became a bookshelfrunner, coffeetablerunner, and wallrunner. I was in awe. My Tony Dorsett poster came down and up went a print by John James Audubon. I finally met my hero, Scooter, in a West Texas cow pasture last week.