Is Lindsay Lohan Destined to Play Anna Nicole Smith?
The casting sheet for Lifetime's Anna Nicole Smith biopic is out, and LiLo seems to be a heavy favorite.
Lifetime is making an Anna Nicole Smith movie, and Lindsay Lohan is the early–if completely speculative–first choice to play the tragic Mexia native.
Anna Nicole Smith, “a pretty, but plain girl growing up in small town Texas [who] transformed herself though sheer willpower.” Lindsay Lohan. She’s not old enough (though she looks it) or blonde enough (that can be fixed), but if Lindsay can be Lifetime’s Liz Taylor, she can be their Anna Nicole. And everyone would appreciate the metatextuality of a fallen starlet playing another cautionary tale.
In addition to Lohan, Peltzman suggested David Schwimmer as Smith’s lawyer and friend Howard K. Stern, The Hunger Games‘ Josh Hutcherson as Smith’s son Daniel, and Kirk and Michael Douglas as Smith’s octogenarian husband Howard Marshall and his son, J. Pierce Marshall.
The obvious problem with these lists: no Texans. Peltzman had that covered with his most inspired choice, Jacksonville native Margo Martindale, who won an Emmy last year for her work on Justified, as Smith’s mother Virgie.
But that’s simply not enough. Aren’t there any Texas actresses to take on Anna Nicole? Renee Zellweger? Jessica Simpson? Hilary Duff? Miranda Lambert?
And it’s not like Howard Marshall can’t be played by somebody in makeup. Come back to the U.S., Randy Quaid!
Another Texas sidenote: the producing team behind the Anna Nicole movie, Craig Zadan and Neil Meron (Chicago, Hairspray, Smash) are also developing a Warren Jeffs TV movie.