Don’t Move to Texas
It rhymes with “sexist” and “Lexus.”
It rhymes with “sexist” and “Lexus.”
Five days of hype, networking, and data collection at the Woodstock of apps.
Head west on FM 170 through an astounding wilderness of shallow canyons, ancient riverbeds, and craggy limestone hills.
The fastest road in America does not cross the Mojave Desert or the big sky country of Montana. Instead, it cuts through an unexceptional stretch of farmland southeast of Austin, where the posted speed limit on Texas Highway 130 jumps to 85 miles per hour. The so-called Texas Autobahn
I promise driving a truck won’t help you create any ties to your new state’s rural roots, but spending one day on a city street, sharing it with trucks like mine, may help you understand that practicality doesn’t have much to do with being a Texan at all.
When I was a teenager growing up in Wichita Falls, which is regularly hailed as one of the hottest cities in the state (and sometimes the country), I spent my summers smelling like roadkill. The moment I stepped outside my house, sweat began sliding like syrup down my back.
The story of Texas can be reduced to one sentence: somebody has something somebody else wants and will put up a fight to get.In the beginning, these fights were over land. The Spanish explorers came here in the 1500’s; ignoring native peoples, they claimed a vast region that included
Returning to El Paso and finding that you can’t go home again. Or maybe you can.
In an era of drought, tight finances, and a shrinking water park market, how does Schlitterbahn keep getting bigger?
A fond rememberance of Kent Finlay, the founder of Cheatham Street Warehouse and the “Godfather of Texas songwriters.”
Some crazy stuff went down last month. Here are a handful of headlines you may have missed.
What to hear, read, and watch this month to achieve maximum Texas cultural literacy.
“Pistol carrying is now so prevalent here as to be a first-class nuisance. The young men, white and black, hardly consider themselves in party attire unless they have on a pistol.”—Brenham Weekly Banner, May 27, 1886
A headline in the February 19 edition of the Waller County Times Tribune announced, “Hitch up your bitches and jingle those spurs, its trail ride season.”
iZombie rises from the dead.
Our estimable advice columnist on pathological liars, missing knives, the difference between a Texan and a New Yorker turned Floridian turned Montanan, and why tequila is not—hic!—a vegetable.
Ben Dorcy, who turns 90 next month, has been a roadie since 1950, and in that time has worked with Willie, Waylon, Johnny and June Carter Cash, Jerry Jeff, Randy Rogers, Jack Ingram, . . . well, you get the idea.
Readers respond to the February 2015 issue.
Congratulations to new ag commission Sid Miller.
Crossing the Rio Grande in one’s undergarments.
What to hear, read, watch, and attend this month to achieve maximum Texas cultural literacy.
Some crazy stuff went down last month. Here are a handful of headlines you may have missed.
Last summer, Theresa Roemer’s three-story closet made her the country’s most famous social climber. But she was only getting started.
In this exclusive excerpt from Barefoot Dogs, a fiction debut by Antonio Ruiz-Camacho, a woman fleeing terror in Mexico City finds escape in an Austin laundromat.
Our estimable advice columnist on Texas brag, the limits of speed limits, the intoxicating appeal of his alma mater, and just who, exactly, was going to Luckenbach, Texas, with Waylon and Willie.
The competition at the Big Bend Livestock Show is fierce. But treat your animal right and you might get to be number four with a pullet.
The most effective weapon of the Texas Revolution, even if it couldn’t save the mission’s defenders.
A ranching photo essay.
How the sale of the Powderhorn Ranch is the greatest thing to have happened for Texas.
These three properties are yours for the ogling.
Jeff Boswell will find your dream spread.
Why we will always worship the ground we walk on.
Our estimable advice columnist on buildin’ a fire pit, dressin’ like an oilman, plannin’ a destination wedding (or not), and lettin’ go of a non-barbecue-lovin’ woman.
Sometimes journalism really does make a difference.
When an oil well on Joe Bowers’s Panhandle property came in, he knew just what he wanted to buy.
Some crazy stuff went down in the past thirty days. Here are a handful of headlines you may have missed.
What to hear, read, and watch this month to achieve maximum Texas cultural literacy.
Tales from the mycological side.
An Illustrated Look at Curious Headlines From a Bygone Era.
After DWI charges against Justice Nora Longoria, of the Thirteenth Court of Appeals, were dismissed, outraged Hidalgo County Republicans pointed out that Longoria and the district attorney and district court judge who decided to let her off are all Democrats—and a police dash-cam video that showed her bombing her field sobriety test went viral.
The lives of military dogs.
In Reynosa, a brave and conflicted group of social media users goes where journalists fear to tread.
When Little Joe died last month, Houston lost a link to its rich blues history.
Will Marco Perella’s portrayal of a loathsome jerk in Richard Linklater’s Boyhood turn out to be the biggest break of his long, low-profile career—or just another paying gig?
Readers respond to the December 2014 issue.
Our estimable advice columnist on deer blind etiquette, the undeniable friendliness of his fellow Texans, the ineffable charm of sounding like a rube, and his peculiar sidekick, Li’l Bubba.
He’s the brashest, most generous, most foul-mouthed trial attorney in the country. And at 89, Joe Jamail can still command a courtroom, mother%*!$#@.
Some crazy stuff went down in Texas in the past thirty days. Here are a handful of headlines you may have missed.
What to read, see, and watch this month to achieve maximum Texas cultural literacy.
Artists across the nation—including Michael Stipe, Matt Groening, and Tony Hawk—band together to build a skatepark in Taylor.