Is the misspelling on the billboard promoting the Temple store a typo, a stunt intended to go viral, or a secret third thing?
Harlan Crow and Jerry Jones have bought access to the Supreme Court justice through carefully curated gifts. What do Michael Dell, Tilman Fertitta, Elon Musk, and others have to offer?
Amid a debate over competing property tax–relief plans, the lieutenant governor isn’t holding back. But is “California Dade” a good insult?
A serial escape artist, he’s coming to Texas after the Saint Louis Zoo couldn’t handle his wily ways.
. . . Y’all okay?
The HBO series ‘The Last of Us’ spent its first act showing us how Austin would handle people-eating monsters. Houston, on the other hand . . .
May we suggest tickets to Cancun?
Texas Monthly recently acquired the (fake!) résumé of one Gilberto Hinojosa, the seemingly indefatigable chair of the long-suffering Texas Democratic party. We print it here in full.
An open letter to Louie Gohmert, the Bum Steer Hall of Fame’s newest inductee!
(Fake!) excerpts from the campaign diary of a displaced Texan, summer–fall 2022.
It’s worked for the GOP elsewhere, and nothing else has worked for Democrats here.
Will Van Overbeek's images, with words by Oscar-winning screenwriter and Texas A&M alum and proud Aggie Al Reinert, were "good bull."
From mamey to nuez, the varied flavors found at Mexican ice cream shops around the state make for a pretty accurate personality test.
Two Texas Monthly writers go head-to-head on the merits and inferiorities of tacos made with crispy shells vs. soft tortillas.
Cleaning crews dredged up creepy dolls, armored catfish, rental scooters, and a staggering quantity of chairs.
The most dysfunctional franchise in pro sports has a vacancy, and I have some time to kill.
Twelve tamales steaming, eleven Longhorns losing . . . and thirty to fifty feral hogs.
A year ago, in this very space, we referred to 2020 as “perhaps the craziest, stupidest, Bum Steeriest year in Texas Monthly’s history.” The unspoken assumption—or perhaps it was a desperate wish—was that 2021 would prove to be at least marginally saner than that misbegotten election year. And how
An A-to-Z list of 25 Lone Star State residents who disgraced themselves last January 6.
Ted Cruz had a very, very, very bad year. Maybe he’ll blame it on his daughters.
We have several suggestions for the new owner of the tiny burg of Mustang.
Matthew McConaughey Isn’t Running for Governor. But We Still Have Questions About His Interest in Politics.
Sunday night the actor announced he won’t challenge Greg Abbott. So what will he do?
What better way to mark the passage of time than with some tasteful spelunking nudity?
The famously reclusive author and former El Pasoan is still not on social media, despite what the latest viral thread suggests.
We’re all very impressed with H-E-B’s ability to go viral with a new product line, but how do these things actually smell?
The cracker company’s new promotion determined that the 7’4” NBA player can hold 301 Goldfish in one handful.
We salute the Sugar Land Lightning Sloths, the Amarillo Sod Poodles, and their compatriots.
It’s hard to grasp just how massive the Ever Given is. Fortunately, scale is something our state does well.
They didn’t manage to steal any art, but they did vanish into a storm drain.
Houston-raised actor and stand-up star Catherine Cohen confronts anxiety and narcissism in a self-deprecating collection of poems.
Roses are red. Bluebonnets are blue. We made these virtual valentines just for you.
“If the country can have a chuckle at my expense today, I’ll accept it," he says.
While much of the under-65 population awaits their COVID-19 vaccines, the generation that invented sex, drugs, and rock and roll is about to run amok.
Our hero contemplates a run for governor.
For a cool $8 million, it could be yours.
Let’s face it: this was no one’s favorite year. Here are a few dozen reasons why.
Can you help Texas's attorney general escape the long arm of the law?
The not-quite-twenty Texans who spectacularly disgraced themselves during the pandemic.
The Viral Footage of Texans Waiting in Line at the New College Station Dunkin’ Donuts Is Good, Actually
Let people have some joy for once in their lives.
Matthew McConaughey Said He’d Consider Running for Texas Governor, so We Wrote His Political Platform
Expect marijuana, college football, and compromise to play central roles.
An investigation into the Paper of Record that is, alas, somehow necessary.
Are we being pranked, or is everyone going crazy?
The Uvalde native and patron saint of "alright" just keeps makin' videos.
From Mattress Mack to that Austin guy who pushed a park ranger into the lake, the pandemic is bringing out the best and worst in people.
The latest rant from the ‘Infowars’ host triggers a fear we didn’t know we had.
A Dallas family goes viral once again.
Dear candidates: Please stop with the pandering.
Plus, the return of Robert Morrow, Bloomberg hires the “homeless Wi-Fi” guy, and Ronny Jackson reveals the secret to Trump’s excellent health.
Dan Patrick calls the Paw Patrol, and Dan Crenshaw sticks it to Nickelback