Let’s face it: this was no one’s favorite year. Here are a few dozen reasons why.
Can you help Texas's attorney general escape the long arm of the law?
The not-quite-twenty Texans who spectacularly disgraced themselves during the pandemic.
Not everything that happened last year was terrible. Here are a few reasons we kept hope alive.
It's March 2021 and Democrats are in power again, the state budget is a bloodbath, and the coronavirus stalks the Capitol.
An investigation into the Paper of Record that is, alas, somehow necessary.
From Mattress Mack to that Austin guy who pushed a park ranger into the lake, the pandemic is bringing out the best and worst in people.
The latest rant from the ‘Infowars’ host triggers a fear we didn’t know we had.
A Dallas family goes viral once again.
Plus, the return of Robert Morrow, Bloomberg hires the “homeless Wi-Fi” guy, and Ronny Jackson reveals the secret to Trump’s excellent health.
Dan Patrick calls the Paw Patrol, and Dan Crenshaw sticks it to Nickelback
Plus, lessons in personal branding from Ted Cruz, and Pete Olson
Plus, Taylor Swift honors Beto O’Rourke in song, and hard-right scandalmongers Empower Texans expand into BBQ reviews.
Plus, Ken Starr is pulled out of retirement, Pete Olson visits Sesame Street, and Vicente Gonzalez desperately needs a celebrity.
Plus, Ted Cruz takes on Stephen King (again), Eliz Markowitz does her best Willie, America Ferrera leaves Vicente Gonzalez hanging, and more!
Plus, Chip Roy blames California, Paul Bettencourt targeted by liberal hackers, and other extremely on-brand happenings
Plus, Julián Castro and Beto O’Rourke are on the rebound, and Tony Buzbee is on another bender.
Tips from Texans who trap, kill, and study wild pigs.
Ever since 2014, the Alamo has become the locus of a notably less cinematic war, all raging around the controversial plan to renovate and redesign it.
Beto O'Rourke, Dennis Bonnen, and the Houston Astros make our annual dishonor roll, along with assorted lesser-known idiots and evildoers.
I spent some quality time with those decorated cedar trees along Loop 360 to see if I could get in the holiday spirit.
An open letter to a team that made us all proud—and then started whiffing.
Plus, Dan Crenshaw goes full-on Krusty the Clown, and a new Bush has entered the game.
Rick Perry says Trump is ”chosen by God.” But what if Perry were chosen to write the newest book of the Bible?
Fourteen strategies to deal with uncomfortable questions about impeachment proceedings.
Our hero’s odyssey ends where it started: with him.
Rick Perry, the former governor turned energy secretary, is about to have a lot of time on his hands.
Every year, Central Texas is swarmed with the little pests, causing panic across social media feeds.
Austin-bashing is as old as the hills, but things have gotten a little out of hand.
I left Texas after the brutal summer of 2011, only to return in time for the hottest September on record.
Impeachment is serious business. And so is the political calculating that goes into how to respond.
The Texas congressman doesn’t believe in background checks between friends.
Bienvenidos de Miami.
Plus, twins born a week apart, and a driving dalmatian.
On the latest National Podcast of Texas, the South Texas-raised stand-up comic talks about Mexican-American representation in Hollywood, the border situation, and writing jokes for Clint Eastwood.
Our hero returns to his old stomping grounds in anticipation of the big Oprah interview.
An unscientific, untrimmed analysis of the phenomenon of Ted Cruz Beard Thirst.
Let's take a non-serious suggestion seriously.
Over three decades, Mo Amer has gone from being a refugee living in Houston to a successful comedian. His first stand-up special mines his experiences for comedic gold.
The Arab-American refugee, comedian, and proud Houstonian finds the humor in his family’s journey from Kuwait and being seated next to Eric Trump on a plane.
In our latest podcast, host Andy Langer speaks with Amer as the comedian prepares to record his first Netflix special.
The late-night host and Texas senator will go one-on-one on Saturday. Here's our scouting report.
A Tulsa woman thinks the king of western swing had a raunchy side. Her husband isn't buying it.
An inmate gets caught sneaking back into prison, a stolen cowboy dummy is returned, and the last Texas Blockbuster Video store closes.
An obituary for a chicken, a consequential Whataburger receipt, an overenthusiastic Red Raider, and a handful of other stories from around the state.
Probably not! But let’s read way too much into it anyway.
A 45-pound catfish, a mannequin in the passenger seat, a naked woman eating cake, and a handful of other stories from around the state.
The Houston Texans owner nabs sixth place, for saying of his players’ decision to kneel during the National Anthem: “We can’t have the inmates running the prison.”
This year, virtually everyone embarrassed themselves—and the rest of us.
The Austin-based office captured third place for the botched investigation of state representative Dawnna Dukes.