January 1992


Words of Art

Jan 20, 2013 By Texas Monthly

From Good Bull: More Aggie Escapades, by John Hoyle: One of the no-no’s in the Corps is to have a member of the opposite sex in your dorm room at the wrong hours. One night, a group of Fish saw a senior sneaking a young woman into his room. The…

Buyer Beware

Jan 20, 2013 By Texas Monthly

Chicken Ranch brother souvenirs, including 1992 calendars with photos of prostitutes in Old West costumes, available for $14.95 from CRI Marketing in Los Angeles. UT Texas Longhorns cologne, based on Texas cedarwood oil, sold for $24 (1.7 ounces) by Texarome of Leakey. Savings and loan scandal trading cards, featuring Neil…

It’s Over!

Jan 20, 2013 By Texas Monthly

Rod Canion Houston-based Compaq Computer Corporation, which he co-founded, fired him as president Dallas CBS canceled the series after a thirteen-year run that featured the mythic evil of J. R. Ewing. Gib Lewis The five-term Speaker of the House was indicted on misdemeanor ethics charges. Danny Faulkner…

The 1992 Bum Steer Awards

Jan 20, 2013 By Texas Monthly

A year of alternative armadillos, bogus bills, contraband condoms, defecting drivers, eventful endorsements, futile floss, gorgeous golfers, humongous hair, imploding implants, jet joyrides, Kansas City klunkers, licentious libraries, mayoral Mafiosi, N-vaded N-dians, outlaw odors, phighting physicists, queasy quesadillas, royal relatives, shunned Schwarzkopf, tainted teachers, underworld underwear, verbose vasectomies, welfare Willies, X-onerated X-posers, yeggs’ yogi, and zealous Zero Population Growth.

Do Unto Others

Jan 20, 2013 By Texas Monthly

Oliver North and H. Ross PerotNorth said that Perot asked him to shield President Reagan from the Iran-contra scandal. Perot said he didn’t—and he had a tape recording to back himself up. Jim Mattox and Clayton WilliamsMattox lost to Ann Richards in the Democratic primary. Williams lost to…

1992 Bum Steers Awards

Jan 20, 2013 By Texas Monthly

Where is Alfred Hitchcock When You Need Him?The Texas Department of Agriculture fined a crop duster in Wilbarger County $1,250 for spraying pesticide on a family of four in a pickup truck. Drive Friendly—I’m Uninsured.To avoid Texas insurance and safety standards, at least two thousand drivers from El…


Robert Rauschenberg

Jan 1, 1992 By Texas Monthly

Texas’ celebrated son Robert Rauschenberg joined the ranks of more than 150 American artists—from Robert Motherwell and Lee Krasner to Keith Haring and Sherry Levine—who have posed for the classic portraits of Timothy Greenfield-Sanders. The photographer, working in the past few years with a huge studio camera that accommodates 24-…

Texan at the Core

Jan 1, 1992 By Texas Monthly

As fans of the CBS Evening News and Dan Rather, we believe that Robert Draper’s “Dan Rather Is a Good Ol’ Boy” [TM, November 1991] is a fair and unbiased account. It is a mystery to us that Mr. Rather provokes such controversy. He seems to make every…



A Principal’s World

Jan 1, 1992 By Gregory Curtis

Conventional wisdom about education holds that local control, a strong principal, and active, involved parents are crucial ingredients in the mix that makes a successful school. This wisdom is so pervasive that the Legislature has made local control, in the form of “site-based decision making,” a legal requirement in Texas…


Phoebe’s Chicken Climax

Jan 20, 2013 By Texas Monthly

2 chicken breasts 1 egg 1 glop of milk Salt and pepper 1/2 cup flour Cornflakes Olive oil 3 tablespoons butter Cheap white wine Oregano Sweet basil 1 can cream of mushroom soup Paper sack (for shaking up…